Funny Father Of The Groom Speech And Toast

Dan Jean
8 min readSep 16, 2024

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A funny father of the groom wedding speech and toast should welcome and thank the guests, share humorous anecdotes about the groom, and share some words of wisdom with the newlyweds.

What’s more, a funny father of the groom speech and toast should entertain and engage the audience, honor and celebrate the groom, and welcome the bride to your family with open arms.

It’s the most memorable gift for the wedding crowd. Everyone loves hilarious wedding speeches, and if you can excite the audience with one, your words will warm hearts and tickle funny bones.

As a professional wedding speech writer, I believe it doesn’t take much to craft a great one.

You see, anyone can easily craft a humorous wedding speech for their son and daughter-in-law, regardless of their background or expertise.

Whether you are a wordsmith or not, the following easy-to-follow tips and ideas can guide you in writing a fun and heartfelt father of the groom wedding speech.

Before we get into that, I would like to dispel a few common myths about writing and delivering hilarious father of the groom speeches. Then, you will be on your way to creating a toast that brings joy to all.

· You have to be a naturally funny guy to deliver a funny story. That’s not true: Being funny isn’t just for comedians; anyone can share a lighthearted story.

· Be sure to sprinkle a joke or two into your speech. That’s also not true: A well-timed joke can be great. But, if you don’t have one, sharing a funny story or two can be just as effective.

· Your father of the groom speech should be funny. That’s not entire accurate: If you can make it hilarious, the wedding guests will love your presentation. But, your family and friends are not expecting that from you. Just be yourself and speak from the heart.

That being said, let’s dive right in by looking at:

How To Write A Funny Father Of The Groom Speech And Toast

I once heard someone say that whoever we are, whatever we become, and who we will be is shaped by the ideas and examples of those who have paved the way for us. I couldn’t agree more.

So, using excellent funny father of the groom speech examples as a reference makes perfect sense as they provide valuable guidance and inspiration.

Such examples come in two main forms:

· Funny father of the groom speech video examples

· Written father of the groom speech examples

Let’s first look at this:

Funny Father Of The Groom Speech Video Examples

Watching a few funny father of the groom speeches can help you get in the right mood and give you an idea of what works and what doesn’t, so you can understand how to deliver an uproariously funny speech for your son and daughter-in-law.

Well, below are some really entertaining videos that you can watch and learn from. As you watch, take note of the ideas that resonate with you and see how you can incorporate those elements into your own script.

Now, I want you to check out these engaging videos.

Hilarious Father Of The Groom Speech Example (Video#1)

Humorous Father Of The Groom Speech Example (Video#2)

I hope those video clips sparked some creativity and helped you gather ideas for your writing.

Let’s not at the next thing:

Well-Crafted Funny Father Of The Groom Speech Examples

Written examples complement visual ones. We are going to look at this written example. Afterward, we will break it down so you can figure out how to write the funniest father of the groom speech ever.

Here it is:

Funny Father Of The Groom Speech Example And Sample

Good evening and thank you for coming to celebrate the love between my son Patrick and Alexis.

The groom and bride made me a deal I couldn’t refuse because they know I have a sweet tooth.

They said, ‘’ Dad, if you can make us proud with your speech, then we will get you a very big cake. So, they gave me this giant toy cake.

They always keep their promise so I intend to make speech a little heartfelt, funny, and witty at the same time.

For those of you who don’t know me, I am Mike Snr and I am the proud dad of Mike Jnr. We have completely opposite personalities but we bond like glue. I am the oldest, wisest, hairiest old man with bald head. But, my only son is the youngest, funniest, good looking young man with an amazing bride.

I am the loquacious guy in the family so when the happy couple asked me to say a few words, I completely froze in my tracks. So, I got back to them and said how short is too short for you guys?

You know the last time, they asked me to do a small talk, I ended up speaking for 15 minutes and people didn’t want me to stop.

So to have been asked to speak for only 5 minutes is kind of suffocating for this old talking parrot. But, since there’s a cake prize at stake, I promise to keep it short so I don’t lose out.

Mike Jnr grew up in a strict household so he wasn’t exposed to a lot of stuff. I remember when he was barely three years old, his mom was pregnant and he came around and said:

‘’Dad, why does mom have a big tummy? Did you fill her up with way the way you pump air into my balloons? ‘’

I didn’t want to get into any awkward conversation since he was a very little boy. So, I just said, I would tell you about when you are celebrating your birthday next year. He smiled and ran out of the room and went to his mom and said, Dad has promised to let me know why you have such a big tummy when it’s my birthday.

Needless to say, he never asked about it when his birthday arrived. I felt so glad it never happened because I was just wondering how best to tell him all that happened.

Now, he’s grown into a very curious, caring man who has all the right answer to that tormenting question. My wife Samantha and I couldn’t be more proud that he’s found Alexis to love and cherish forever.

Alexis is kind, beautiful, a giver, a hard worker and very polite. What more could we ask for?

As you begin this new chapter together, my wish for you is to always celebrate love, hope, and joy. Count your blessings each day, and let your love for each other guide you through life’s challenges and triumphs. Cheers to love, joy, and a lifetime of happiness!

Congratulations!

Did that make you laugh? I couldn’t help but chuckle when I read that curious account from Mike Jnr’s childhood.

An Outline For Your Funny Father Of The Groom Speech And Toast

You might be wondering how that speech was written. It is not as hard as you think. You can make things a lot easier by first creating an outline and structure for your wedding speech.

Here’s one I carved from the above example.

· Greet and acknowledge the guests, family and friends

· Thank the guests for coming

· Talk about yourself and your relationship with the bride and groom

· Share a few funny memories

· Talk about the beautiful bride

· Share some pearls of marital advice

· End with your toast

Once you have that structure in place, you can fill in the blanks with memories and anecdotes about your son and his bride.

Ok, now, I want to flesh that outline out with personal stories and anecdotes and examples so you can get an idea about it is done.

Let’s dive right in.

· Thank And Acknowledge Everyone And Greet The Guests, Family And Friends

Here’s an example:

Good evening and thank you for coming to celebrate the love

That’s not hard to do right? Just a heartfelt thank you note will go a long way in showing your appreciation.

You may give a shout out to folks like his grandparents, his mom, and other personalities who have had a big influence on his life.

What are their names and what words of gratitude do you have for them? Start by writing down who you want to thank and why.

· Talk About Yourself And Your Relationship With The Bride And Groom

For this part of the speech, you have to mention who you are and your relationship with the bride and groom.

Here’s another example:

For those of you who don’t know me, I am Mike Snr and I am the proud dad of Mike Jnr. We have completely opposite personalities but we bond like glue. I am the oldest, wisest, hairiest old man with bald head

Is there a nickname by which you prefer to be addressed? You can start with that and tell a little story about it.

An example would be: I am Caleb a.k.a Mr. Cucumber. There’s a little story about that and I will tell you more about that very soon.

That introductory remark doesn’t always have to sound cliché like: I am the proud dad of the groom.

Simply throw out some ideas there and you will make everyone happy.

· Share A Few Funny Memories

I am sure you have countless sotries about your son. The key is to jot down as many details as possible and select your favorite anecdote.

The stories you select should be entertaining, engaging, and relatable to the wedding audience.

If you don’t have a fantastic memory, just ask her mom or scan through your old family photos and those memories will come flooding back. Then, pick one or two you would like to share with your guests.

· Talk About The Beautiful Bride

Here’s an example:

Alexis is kind, beautiful….

These few pointers can help you write meaningful remarks about your new daughter-in-law,

· How does she complement your son?

· How does she make your son a happy man?

· What are her beautiful traits as a woman and person?

· Do you have some good memories about her?

Next, compile your answers together and write something brief about her.

Here’s a short example:

From the moment, she entered our lives; we knew she was a very special person. Her kindness, compassion, and love for your son have captivated us all…

· Share Some Pearls Of Marital Advice…

Here’s an example:

Let your love for each other guide you through life’s challenges and triumphs.

How about this one for the ending of your funny father of the groom speech?

· End Your Hilarious Father Of The Groom Speech And Toast With Best Wishes

Here is an example:

May your love be the foundation on which you build a lifetime of memories, laughter, and happiness. Congratulations!

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